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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

(via deanwinchestersshortshorts)

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl)

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via cumslowly)

The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

(via an-tiarna-na-fainne)

sexessive:

Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out

(Source: bakedly, via melrose-dinxr)

oswinsleaf:

Can we just appreciate Ten’s cheeky smile at Rose’s “daughter-like” attitude in the background …

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(via the-badwolf-creates-herself)